Plethora

"Plethora is a Southern Gothic lesbian hybrid filled with odd, interesting characters, & ribald humor."

~Kindred Ink Writer's Initiative

Brenna Clay, a quirky bisexual writer, escapes with her lover to the remote Ozark area of Hogscald, near the quaint tourist village of Eureka Springs, known as "The place where misfits fit" --a place where Mother Nature is not always nurturing, there are sniper squirrels, newspaper- stealing mutts, and her nearest neighbor lives in a treehouse and thinks she's been inseminated by aliens.As an added bit of entertainment, the Bubbas have out their binoculars, and are watching from the knoll, having never seen a real, live "Lezbean Homo-sek-shul."

Meanwhile, Micah Rose Royce lives in Eureka Springs and works as a masseuse. Fresh off a prolonged disibility, she is anxious to feel human again, but has difficulty getting started. Her best friend, Scarlet, suggests she get a reading from Righteous Clementine, a medium- cum-sorceress, who promptly lays her hands on her and utters, "Plethora." Micah trudges through the exasperating and often comical dating scene in real life and on the Internet, still desperately searching for a suitable partner.


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"What she knew about the machinations of heaven, you could fit on the head of a pin, and all that Guardian Angels were really good for was guarding your pin. But at least she knew what the pins were for. They were for gouging out the eyes of some Guardian Angels. Micah lovingly referred to hers as Murphy: as in Murphy’s First Law: Anything that can go wrong, WILL ...On the way home, she cursed God, Buddha, Mohammed, Ghandi, Republicans, fertile women, and a couple of Toyotas."
     
"Erotic, funny, thought-provoking and insightful..."
~LightSwitcher Books

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