I don't consider myself the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I'm certainly
not a spoon. I think about things. I put human nature under a microscope.
Sometimes to my own peril. And I write about it. And politics, science,
cosmology, relationships, sex, coffee, my angst, my weirdness, my cats
& anything else that pops or chaps. But I think you will often find
me quite humorous. Especially if you like sarcasm.
Unless you're just blithely cruising through life, you'll notice there's a lot going on in this macrocosm of existence. This means there's a lot going on the microcosm of my brain. Not that there's anything "micro" about my brain. Anyway--here, I will share my thoughts, ruminations, suggestions, complaints and epiphanies where these "cosms" are concerned.
Wear a helmet.
CONTENTS
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Unbearable
How Spammers Really Make Money
Food For Thought: Veganism
Conversations With my Cats--#1 in a series
MMA: The Real Deal, though Homoerotic
Vicious Cycle: What No One Talks About
Politically Incorrect Kevlar
Me and Food are Filing for Divorce
No More Hall-Decking for You Guys
Blog Semantics
The Attack of the Wal-Martian
I Don't Keep Hoardly Anything
Medical Professionals Were NOT Stunned
Beware the Drooping Cerebellum
Brain Dump: Mortality & Meaning
Catching Hell From the Hellish
PC, Bad. Honesty, Good
News I'd Like to Hear
The First Idiot & His Right-Hand Dick
Pretend it's a Secret
72 Virgins With a Side of Levity
Irony, Thy Name is Christian
Celibacy is Not Hereditary
Occupational Hazard
Remote Control Yourself
Texting Texting One, Two, 9...oops
Coffee, Stupidity, Insanity & Germs
Birthday Blows
Impatience, M-Theory & the Nihilistic Abyss
Coffee Skin
Drag Shows are Aptly Named
My Birthday Legacy Rumination
Hissing Madagascar what?
Cheap Wine, Twinkies & Chick-O-Sticks
Slippity Doo Dah
Zipped Off
The Hunter Conundrum
Caveats & Conclusions for February
Mercy Kissing
Immortality or Something Like It
FUBAR
People Are Just M&M's.
Hope Does Not Float
Mental Biscuit
I Love My Shoes
Open Relationships Vs. Monogamy
Maybe, Just Maybe I was Wrong.
All Ten Fingers
The Truth About Cats & Dogs. And Horses. And Mooses
Cold Hands, Warm...Thighs.
Knock & the Door Won't Be Opened to You
A Jarring Thought
Awareness, Focus & Mindless Lemmings
Fuckedupedness
Not Window-Licker Special
What is the Deal With Lesbians
The Truth is Ever Clear
Cranky-Panted Chaos Theory
Love on the Racks
Et Tu, Brute?
Found a Peanut
I Would Have Done Yadda Yadda
Not So Vain
"Don't You DARE say I'm Unique!"
Burning Bush
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